THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

Ten Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner is Better than Sex

10. You’re sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.
6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.
5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.
4. Thanksgiving dinner is a “sure” thing.
3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!
2. You’re expected to fall asleep after dinner.
And the number 1 reason why Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:
1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.

Hello my little man puppets,

I know you have been dying to read all about my fabulous life, but I have been too busy to share everything. I meant to post sooner… I was busy having way too much fun. I’m sure your wank fest just wasn’t the same… Too bad for that wimpy little think you call a dick!

My birthday was fabulous. (Just because I know some of you window lickers are were wondering how it went.) The presents, cash, clubs, dinners, parties, sex and cake rocked! I know your sex life sucks, so I just had to rub it in… My friends were great, and some of my slaves really went out of their way to impress. I started early, and I still haven’t really stopped. Not that I need an excuse to go out and enjoy myself at your expense.

I have even been too busy to sign into Niteflirt. Stop crying to call! I know you miss me… I know you need me… I know you can’t live without me, but a little denial never killed anyone. All of you will be right here waiting for me whenever I return… You should be happy to know that I plan on staying in tonight, relaxing, turning the phones on, and having a few drinks. Although, you will be having more drinks than I. It should be a fun little night getting you fucked up. You can pretend you are at my birthday party doing everything and anything to be entertaining for me and my friends!

Anyways, I am going to start my night of relaxation off with a bubble bath and Survivor.

Get your booze and credit cards ready for our fun night of forced intoxication!

Thank you ladies! I wonder which of my favorite femdom bloggers I will pass this onto.

I had a fabulous day today. I woke up around 2 pm, showered, and went to my salon appointment. My hair feels great. I got around two inches of hair cut off. Did I mention it looks great too? I went tanning since I was in the same plaza, and I picked up some new tanning lotion. One for my body and the other for my face. My tan lines are looking sexy!

Of course I stopped and checked my P.O.Box. 300 in 50 dollar bills from Little Tiny Tool. 900 in 20 dollar bills from Danny Dick Licker. I am so spoiled, and I love it! Good job boys. I am waiting on tribute from walking wallet, and paypiggy chrissy… Chrissy sent double this week, so that should come soon. Walking wallet promised I would see $500 by Thursday, or Friday. If you boy’s end up being late, consider the amounts doubled!

After all that I went for breakfast at this little all day breakfast place before heading to the mall. I mainly wanted to spend paypiggy chrissys LaSenza gift certificate, but I just kept shopping. I ended up getting a ton of shit that I had no intention of buying. LOL I got a black jacket, 2 black sweaters, a dress, a purse, 3 pair of stockings, 4 lingerie sets (Sets include panties, bra, and garter belts. BTW I spent over 5 times the amount of the gift certificate piggy sent on lingerie alone.), a nude bra, a set of socks for my boots, 3 pair of shoes (1 black open toe, 1 black closed toe, 1 red open toe, but the black pair of opened toes are coming in the mail. They didn’t have my size left at their store, so I got free express shipping.), some more accessories (Yesterday and today’s total: 3 choker necklaces, 8 rings, and 6 pairs of earrings, sunglasses, 3 headbands.), and some mineral cosmetics I have been meaning to try.

I got 400 dollars in makeup reduced to 250 because I am fabulously hot. I have been considering mineral makeup for a while now, and I finally decided to give it a try. It’s a lot lighter, and better for your skin. Anyways, back to my great deal. The guy was pretty cool. I let him show me how to use the product, and he was flirting with me the entire time. When I was about to leave he asked if I really had a boyfriend, and could he take me to dinner. Ummmm. The things that went though my mind! If only you liked cock too counter boy! Back to what’s in the picture… I got 9 items, 5 that were free! I paid for my moisturizer, a summer concealer, blush, and one 9 stack colour kit. He gave me the blush and concealer brushes, mascara, winter concealer, and my second 9 stack. Pretty sweat deal. You can use the 9 stacks as eye shadow, eye liner, lipstick, and even nail polish. Cool! I can’t wait to open it up and try it. I tried quite a few dresses on today and I guess I am hating the styles this season. I found one dress that I liked. Bastards!

My last trip was LaSenza before I got tired of carrying bags. You know you have shopped enough when your arm starts to hurt… I definitely needed a bag and wallet boy today! Anyways, I exhausted myself and was happy to be leaving the mall… Shopping is hard work!

On the way home I stopped for Thai and Greek take out, because I couldn’t decide what I wanted to eat. Not sure what I will have first. (Update: I had the Greek food, and I will eat the Thai dish later!)

Update:
Before eating I invited paypiggy chrissy to view my cam for the first time. Even with jeans, a tank top, and no makeup I look fucking incredible. No wonder he came so fast. Well, it’s probably a combination of my hotness and the fact that I have not let him cum in the longest time. The two combined were deadly! There he was sitting in his pink bra, and crotchless panties. I had him blow up his piggy blow up doll. (Girly boy got a new gf recently and I could tell he was really excited!) After plugging his sissy man-pussy I told him to fuck his new piggy gf and eat his cum out after. Pretty fucking funny! I got a few screen shots of the madness…

Lucky You
I was feeling generous today and took pictures of my new shit and tributes. A few pictures of my fabulous toes are mixed in… My manicure and pedicure look hot… The colour is called A Oui Bit of Red, and it looks good on my skin tone. They are so delicious! Yes, you may thank me now loser… You hardly deserve the view! To view click the more link below.

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Last night I had another session with the ‘nameless loser’. I took pictures instead of video this time. It was quite entertaining until his computer started to act up. I also recorded voice from our session. We used the yahoo call feature instead of typing this time. The feedback was pretty shitty, but I’m sure some of it is funny enough that the quality doesn’t really matter. I might put them up in a post, or I will just save it for the pig pen. You might not know this, but I have finally put the pig pen online again. It’s there now, but I have not had time to start it.

There is also a new confessional. I know you have plenty of dirty little secrets to confess, so start using it boys!!! Find both of those pages at any time from the menu bar on the left hand side of my site.

I think it was around 3pm when I woke up today. LOL I stayed up late fucking with nameless, so it wasn’t surprising. I grabbed a coffee and a bagel for breakfast. Then I went to see Nancy for my mani and pedi. That started stated my day off right! (Guess what colour I chose pimple dick?) After that I went tanning, and then did a little shopping. I saw these really cute pair of shades, a necklace, and a couple pairs of earrings that I had to HAVE. This evening the BF and I decided to go eat out downtown. Chinese, MMMMM. That’s how I spent what used to be your money!

I’m going to get my pretty blond locks trimmed tomorrow. After I plan on getting in some more shopping. I have a LaSenza gift certificate from paypiggy chrissy to burn, and a few other things I want to get.

If you haven’t been doing this daily, you fail!

Anyways, I will probably be up late tonight. I might work on some updates, so stay tuned for what I have in store for you losers…

xo,
Spoiled Goddess Annika

The celebration has begun losers! The most important day of the year is approaching. You live to suffer for me. I want at least three items from each of you. Tributes, gift certificates, and presents. I don’t have to choose just ONE, you’re going to get them ALL. Start now and make me happy!

It’s your job!

Answer:

This is probably the most popular question, and I get these requests daily. You can serve me, if you can follow instructions.

This loser doesn’t deserve a name. He was fortunate enough to catch me online early Friday morning. Nameless is one of the biggest losers alive. He can’t afford to serve me properly, so I make him save up for our online sessions instead. He has to work extra hard. I just ignore him when he can not satisfy me and chastise him for not saving his pathetic piggy dollars. I’ve been teaching him the ways of my world. If I don’t get my way, you don’t exist. There are no other options.

Anyways, I like getting him fucked up every now and then. I decided to share some of my favorite funny moments from our latest session. Click the link below to read more.
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Goddess Annika Says Fuck You Loser

I have been really busy, and haven’t had the time or desire to post. My weekend was full of late nights, and lots of drinks. I was ill today and spent most of the day snuggled up watching movies, and catching up on my beauty sleep. Which is probably the only reason I am not out with friends right now. Lucky you.

Obviously, I have been spending your money and the summer the way it should be. Full of parties, social events, and friends. Once I get the site restored to where it was, you can expect more frequent updates. Until then, take what you can get. Don’t like it? Too fucking bad.

Subscribe to my moneyslavery youtube channel, that is if you aren’t already. Be the first to get updates on my latest video posts. The newest video is a webcam clip, and I have added some vocals. By the time you’re finished watching the video, you will be saying it right along with me.

Monkey sleeps with his headphones on, so he can listen to it all night long.

Don’t be jealous, join in!

New NiteFlirt Photo

Friday the 13th is upon us. Time to screw yourself over. It will be better to get it over with. Go tribute and then call me, and don’t be a cheap little bitch. Let’s see how long you can last!

Whoever racks up the most minutes will earn a special reward. A wallpaper for your computer or shrine, that no one else has! Poor moneyslave monkey was right, his luck today is cursed. By me! He will be unable to participate in this competition. I have plans for his My credit card.)

Unlike some, I am having a fabulous day. Being the evil spoiled goddess that I am, I have got many evil deeds accomplished. Perfect timing! There are a few more up my silk pajama sleeve! I am too busy for most of you window licker’s, as usual. If you aren’t in my world, you must sit and wait patiently for anything I choose to share with you. I am not really interested in posting all the details of my busy fabulous life right now. 1. There is just too much to update on. 2. There is a big comfy blanket and scary movie calling my name. I might even have a little snooze. You better call and keep me awake.

If you are an idiot calling after I have already fallen asleep, then I expect a huge tribute when I wake up! If I am feeling generous later this evening I will post again.

Positive vibes for my superstitious friends. And boy’s your only savior is to pay me off. Otherwise consider your luck today shot!

Too tired to post tonight, and all I am going to say about this is HA HA.

I played this song one night in chat, and moneyslave monkey complained that he hated it. Big mistake! I decided that he should make a tribute video to the song and lip sync along to the lyrics. Hilarious or horrifying? Who cares. I am laughing. Good job on the entertainment value pet.

So, at my request, moneyslave monkey performs.

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
Don’t want no short dick man
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